March 2012
I just wrote an entire essay about not bullying while talking shit about this one girl. omg.
The wind keeps hitting my window and it sounds like someone is knocking on it and I’m freaked out even though i’m on the second floor it just sounds scary okay okayyy
General Public: Alright, what are pop music's stars up to?
Katy Perry: I released a 1 year-old song that sounds like every other song I've ever released, in a vain attempt to capitalize on my failed marriage.
Rihanna: Here's a sexy, sexy, remix of a 1 minute song with the guy who left me looking like a bruised banana three years ago.
Nicki Minaj: I wore a party city robe and toyed with Catholicism at the Grammys without really having much of a message just hours after the death of Whitney Houston.
Lady Gaga: I've been in hiding for a while but I'm getting ready to launch my new charity, called the Born This Way Foundation that will encourage a braver, kinder world.
General Public: OMG, Gaga you need to stop being such an attention whore, tranny slut, copycat whore and start being normal like the other girls. You don't see them doing stupid shit for attention.
February 2012
courtinary:
ouija boards scare the shit outta me. i could never mess with the dead. i just can’t. if then need to talk to me then can come to me, i refuse to ever force answers out like that.
You’re not forcing answers. If they want to talk, then they will talk through the board.
Britain: Excuse me
Mexico: Perdon
Italy: Permesso
France: Pardon
Canada: Sorry
America: Get the fuck out of my way douchedick
gandalfwillshowyousomeshame asked: oh wow ur so cool i think i'll follow this brand new blog yes yay awesome i make good choises
imfamousontumblr:
these new tumblr icons look like they were designed by a 14 year old with a 30-day photoshop free trial
crackercolfer:
breaking news a teenage girl was cured of her clinical depression after seeing a webcam picture of a person smiling and holding up a piece of paper more at 11
